the dirt queen guide to gifting and staying calm this holiday season

THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!

Don't worry, we have you covered. 

DIRT QUEEN SF OFFERS:

  • Free local delivery on orders over $25 - Free shipping over $60
  • Extended Returns
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  • Gift options will be added at checkout
  • Rewards program to get credit towards future purchases

This holiday season is unique - taking care of your health and well-being is just as important as ever. What are adaptogens and how can they help you thrive this holiday season? 

Adaptogens are natural matter (herbs/mushrooms/botanicals/etc.) that "normalize" your body. They want to return your body to homeostasis. They assist your body in adapting to changes in the environment.* Adaptogens can help combat stress, support your immune system, and even nourish your brain.* Which means you can be more chill, help your body fend off the unknown, and not forget about the special gift you were supposed to get this holiday season.* :)

CURATED GIFTS FOR OUR FAVORITE QUEENS

the fun friend - picture of your FUN FRIEND
  • laughs often 
  • always having a good time
  • probably a mushroom lover
  • aka a fun-gi or fungi.rl 
  • smiling is their resting face
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The fun friend - one of our favorite people to shop for. 

We've curated a list of everything we think the Fun Friend might like at Dirt Queen. The cool thing about shopping for your fun friend is they'll probably like anything you get them. :) Our top pick is the Mushrooms Are People Too Tee by Corvidopolis. 

Mushrooms Are People Too Tee Shirt - Yellow
Mushrooms Are People Too Tee Shirt - Yellow

Mushrooms Are People Too Tee Shirt - Yellow

$27.99

Trucking along in front of a bright orange sunset, this tee features a morel mushroom man and the hand-lettered mantra, “mushrooms are people too”. With original artwork from a pen & ink illustration, and hand-printed on a wicked comfy vintage-feel tee.

 

Sizes in crew neck.

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the dirt queen - picture of THE dirt queen
  • one with the backyard
  • a true plant lady
  • nothing without their coffee
  • loves ethical snacks
  • a literal dirt queen
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$27.99
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the fun friend - picture of your FUN FRIEND
  • bath lover
  • their home looks like Pinterest 
  • drinks all the tea
  • always on a new herbal regime
  • has a strong mug game
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The self care guru.

The Self Care Guru is the type we'd look up too who might blast some Lizzo with you after a bad day. They take incredible care of themselves - whether it's exercise, mindfulness, sleep, staying in, going out, saying yes, saying no - they are some of the best people! Our top gift for the self-care guru is Kola Goodies Green Latte blend. There's nothing quite like it. It's an incredible way to start your morning - the gotu kola helps with collagen production, brain health, and it has essential vitamins and nutrients from Moringa. The self care guru would LOVE to add this tasty beverage to their morning routine. We have limited supply, so get it while it's hot!

Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte

Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte

$26.00
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the fun friend - picture of your FUN FRIEND
  • would rather be at a hot spring
  • you can't keep up with them
  • or where they're off too next
  • #vanlife
  • always trying something new
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The adventurer. 

You know the type. Constantly blowing you away with their photos. They potentially spent half the pandemic rebuilding an old van. Hot Springs are there second home. Even when they're in the city - they know all the spots. Our top pick for them is a blanket strap holder for that rad handwoven blanket they're bound to have. (Hopefully from us ;) It also works for a yoga mat. We get our leather from Napa and hand make these ourselves. Make sure to order by December 14th to get it in time for Christmas

girl with blanket strap holder, mexican blanket, on the beach
Leather Blanket/Yoga Mat Strap
Leather Blanket/Yoga Mat Strap
girl with blanket strap holder, mexican blanket, on the beach
Leather Blanket/Yoga Mat Strap
Leather Blanket/Yoga Mat Strap

Leather Blanket/Yoga Mat Strap

$29.99
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THE HERO YOU SHOULD BE SHOPPING FOR THIS YEAR

From left to right - Boba the Boston Terrier, found on IG as @Boba.Not.The.Tea - Photo Credit Jasmin Alfaro

Ms. Zoe Dumplin - you can find her hashtag on IG as #ZoeDumplin - Photo Credit Rocio Pearce

Holly the sweet little rescue pitbull - photo credit to @angieboydcreative on IG

We had a lot of shop talk about blankets this last year.

Call it what you choose - Blanket-joy, Blanket-bliss, Blanket love.

In 2021 a lot of us continued to dig deep and find the small joys in life.

Of course, we’re very biased blanket slingers, but the only thing we witnessed that brought more joy than a person finding their blanket -- was pets finding their owners blanket.

(Or, getting one of their own and maybe getting outside.).

We've also been gathering some very important data. When pets don't get their own blanket (or husbands/wives/roommates) a household can develop something serious - blanket-thirst.

Tens, or maybe hundreds of households were struck with blanket-thirst in 2021. The stories came to us frequently. 

Seemingly good mannered pets, partners, children, roommates, and more; all turned into blanket thieves before the eyes of loved ones. Your blanket borrowed from the sofa soon turned into someone else's favorite possession. 

Blanket thieving pets was the fastest growing group we kept track of in 2021. Help us redeem our furry friends this holiday season.

We hope that as things continue to become "more normal," we continue to remember the small joys in life, and don't forget about your pet this holiday season. They deserve it. :)

they explored with us

Picture of Camp by Breeze Turner with one of our Adobe Blankets by Tribe and True. 

You can follow Breeze, Camp and Deeze on all of their adventures on Instagram @breezeturner

they put up with our covid hobbies

Picture of Emmet with one of our Ecuadane blankets

You can follow Emmett on all of his adventures on Instagram @emmetthemutt

Corgy dog with Blanket

they entertained guests on our zoom calls

Picture of Ube with one of our Tribe and True Blankets

You can follow Ube on all of his adventures @ubethepotatoecorgi 

(Original Photo Credit @purrcities on Instagram.)

Ms. Ava Dumplin Photo by Rocio Pierce

(Photos above of Indie The Trail Dog by Kelsey Shade)

After our pets put up with us during the last year - two years, we owe them what they really want this year. 

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DIRT QUEEN MUSE SHIRTS AND MUGS

We should have Dirt Queen mugs with the Corvidopolis bear shipping soon, but we also have this amazing shirt by Stasia Burrington with the original Dirt Queen Muse and Mugs ready to ship now! Perfect gifts for this holiday season for the mushroom and dirt lover in your life <3

Mushroom Lady Mug - Dirt Queen Mug - Camper Mug
Mushroom Lady Mug - Dirt Queen Mug - Camper Mug
Mushroom Lady Mug - Dirt Queen Mug - Camper Mug
Mushroom Lady Mug - Dirt Queen Mug - Camper Mug

Dirt Queen mug by Stasia Burrington

$12.99
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Dirt Queen Shirt by Corvidopolis - NOW SHIPPING!
Dirt Queen Shirt by Corvidopolis - NOW SHIPPING!
Dirt Queen Shirt by Corvidopolis - NOW SHIPPING!
Dirt Queen Shirt by Corvidopolis - NOW SHIPPING!

Dirt Queen Shirt by Corvidopolis - NOW SHIPPING!

$27.99
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Dirt Queen shirt by Stasia Burrington
Dirt Queen shirt by Stasia Burrington
Dirt Queen shirt by Stasia Burrington
Dirt Queen shirt by Stasia Burrington
Dirt Queen shirt by Stasia Burrington
Dirt Queen shirt by Stasia Burrington

Dirt Queen shirt by Stasia Burrington

$24.99
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FAVORITES UNDER $10

Bamboo Spoon
Bamboo Spoon

Bamboo Spoon

$3.00
Morning Magic Ceramic Mug
Morning Magic Ceramic Mug

Morning Magic Ceramic Mug

$7.99
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines

4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines

$3.99
0.3oz Yaupon Matcha - Dirt Queen SF
0.3oz Yaupon Matcha - Dirt Queen SF

0.3oz Yaupon Matcha

$9.99

It's a tried and true favorite by many of our shoppers. It's continuously one of our best sellers. It's bound to make an interesting gift that everyone will remember!

If you or someone you love is looking to try adaptogens or get some of the benefits of medicinal mushrooms such as Lions Mane, Reishi, Cordyceps, and more - look no further! The key to getting the benefits of adaptogens or any sort of herb is consistency, so if you're a daily coffee drinker - try some MushUp!

We chose MushUp specifically because it's a whole coffee bean with medicinal mushrooms infused during the roasting process. The slower roasting time at a lower temperature also makes MushUp an incredible cup of coffee. You have the freedom to brew this just like you would your normal cup! Our suggestion is to start with Spark if you're new to adaptogens and functional mushrooms.   

MushUp - Immune System Boost Coffee - Vital - Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail Infused Coffee
MushUp - Immune System Boost Coffee - Vital - Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail Infused Coffee
MushUp - Immune System Boost Coffee - Vital - Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail Infused Coffee
MushUp - Immune System Boost Coffee - Vital - Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail Infused Coffee
MushUp - Immune System Boost Coffee - Vital - Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail Infused Coffee

MushUp - Immune System Boost Coffee - Vital - Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail Infused Coffee

$19.99
MushUp - Physical Well Being Coffee - Vigor - Reishi and Cordyceps infused coffee
MushUp - Physical Well Being Coffee - Vigor - Reishi and Cordyceps infused coffee
MushUp - Physical Well Being Coffee - Vigor - Reishi and Cordyceps infused coffee
MushUp - Physical Well Being Coffee - Vigor - Reishi and Cordyceps infused coffee
MushUp - Physical Well Being Coffee - Vigor - Reishi and Cordyceps infused coffee
MushUp - Physical Well Being Coffee - Vigor - Reishi and Cordyceps infused coffee

MushUp - Physical Well Being Coffee - Vigor - Reishi and Cordyceps infused coffee

$24.99

We're seeing some repetition here but we really think blankets are great gifts.

Maybe you were their COVID Dupree.

Maybe you're their regular life Dupree.

Maybe they're your buds.

Maybe they're your roommates.

Maybe they're family.

Maybe you're one part of an amazing couple looking for a household gift you can both enjoy.

You can never go wrong with a blanket.

XL Fish Blanket - Red
XL Fish Blanket - Red
XL Fish Blanket - Red

XL Fish Blanket - Red

$55.00
Tan Aztec Diamond Blanket
Tan Aztec Diamond Blanket

Tan Aztec Diamond Blanket

$65.00
XL Fish Blanket - Turquoise
XL Fish Blanket - Turquoise

XL Fish Blanket - Turquoise

$65.00
Sandstone Handwoven Blanket
Sandstone Handwoven Blanket
Sandstone Handwoven Blanket
Sandstone Handwoven Blanket
Sandstone Handwoven Blanket
Sandstone Handwoven Blanket

Sandstone Handwoven Blanket

$98.00

What is the woo-woo? 

Miriam Webster describes it as, "
unconventional beliefs regarded as having little or no scientific basis, especially those relating to spirituality, mysticism, or alternative medicine. IE; some kind of metaphysical woo-woo"

It could be your aunt with the essential oils. 

Your friend who just saw the psychic.

Your friend with the tarot cards.

They're probably a witch.
 
They get it - magic still exists.

One option is our sweet mug but you can browse the whole collection below. 

Supershroom Immunity Support
Supershroom Immunity Support
Supershroom Immunity Support
Supershroom Immunity Support

Supershroom Immunity Support

$27.99
Kola Goodies - Ashwa-Wow - Ashwagandha
Kola Goodies - Ashwa-Wow - Ashwagandha

Kola Goodies - Ashwa-Wow - Ashwagandha

$17.99
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte
Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte

Kola Goodies - Super Green Latte

$26.00
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend
Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend

Peak and Valley - Nurture My Skin Adaptogen Blend

$21.00
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The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington
The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington

The Sasuraibito Tarot - Stasia Burrington

$48.00
The Cosmic Woman Tarot - Tarot Femme Cosmique
The Cosmic Woman Tarot - Tarot Femme Cosmique
The Cosmic Woman Tarot - Tarot Femme Cosmique
The Cosmic Woman Tarot - Tarot Femme Cosmique
The Cosmic Woman Tarot - Tarot Femme Cosmique
The Cosmic Woman Tarot - Tarot Femme Cosmique

The Cosmic Woman Tarot - Tarot Femme Cosmique

$41.99
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats
Tarot Cats

Tarot Cats

$46.00
The Many Queens Tarot Deck
The Many Queens Tarot Deck
The Many Queens Tarot Deck
The Many Queens Tarot Deck
The Many Queens Tarot Deck
The Many Queens Tarot Deck
The Many Queens Tarot Deck
The Many Queens Tarot Deck

The Many Queens Tarot Deck

$40.00

IT'S BEEN A WEIRD 2021 BUT WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO MADE IT THROUGH WITH US? WE HAVE SNACKS, TEAS, CALIFORNIA HONEY - WE HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO GIVE A GOOD GIFT TO YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS THIS SEASON AT ALMOST ANY PRICE POINT. 

Pumpkin Spice Creamed Honey
Pumpkin Spice Creamed Honey
Pumpkin Spice Creamed Honey

Pumpkin Spice Creamed Honey

$8.00
golde - matcha turmeric latte blend - Dirt Queen SF
golde - matcha turmeric latte blend - Dirt Queen SF
golde - matcha turmeric latte blend - Dirt Queen SF

golde - matcha turmeric latte blend

$23.99
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines
4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines

4oz Dried and Diced White Nectarines

$3.99
golde - cacao turmeric latte blend - Dirt Queen SF
golde - cacao turmeric latte blend - Dirt Queen SF
golde - cacao turmeric latte blend - Dirt Queen SF

golde - cacao turmeric latte blend

$23.99

It's not as dreamy but it's instant. We likely have something your person will love.

It pleases the pickiest of gift receivers and we promise we'll make you look great with fast shipping, delivery, and upgraded packaging for the holidays.

Dirt Queen SF Gift Card
Dirt Queen SF Gift Card

Dirt Queen SF Gift Card

$5.00
Dirt Queen SF Gift Cards. Great gifts for friends, family, and beyond!
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Take the pledge to shop small this season! Every time you shop small, you help support a dream.

Save yourself the stress and get it done early! We're here to help with all of your holiday needs!

"Love love LOVE this wellness boutique. I bought some liquid multivitamins and collagen supplements from this store online and was impressed at the quality of ingredients. I had an inquiry about the source of the products and Desiree (the owner) was super helpful in sharing all of what she knew about them. She even sent me photos of some matcha bowls when I was being a bit picky about the colors. I adore this store. Will definitely shop here and I love that the products come in an adorable box that I’ve already reused for gifts and a greeting card holder. Superb communication. If/when I have more supplement needs I’ll definitely revisit this shop."

Chris B. 

Maui, HI

"I love shopping with Dirt Queen SF! The site has always been easy to use and navigate through, and the owner has been very helpful with any recommendations and background on products I am curious to try out. The service is exceptional and there is communication on my package if there is any updates or changes. It’s great to support a women owned business and brand! You will not be disappointed!"

Jasmin A.

Reno, NV

I ordered some mush up coffee, some mushroom powders and mushroom jerky. The company was very honest that shipping might take a little longer with the delays due to covid, I still received communication the entire time my order was being prepped and it still ended up being less than a week!

Jeanette F.

Reno, NV